WHY DIDN’T YOU GET IN THE FUCKING CAR LIKE A NORMAL FUCKING PERSON?
he’s never ridden in a car before. this might be how he thinks it works?
He probably couldn’t fit in it.
the seatbelts are too subjugating for him
There is no car in Midgard big enough to hold all his awesome and badassery.
And besides, have you ever ridden in the back of a truck like that? Shit’s awesome.
the seatbelts are too subjugating, omg I’m dyingggg
reblogging for the comments, especially that fucking top one
Plus he was hurt. The back has more room to stretch out.
I just never questioned Loki’s antics. I mean, questions get people killed…
LEAVE HIM ALONE DAMMIT
gUYS CAN WE JUST ALL BE QUIET AND APPRECIATE THE BUTT
the cab of that vehicle cannot contain the Glowstick of Destiny. (or dat ass)
This needs to be in the post with all the gateways to hell.
you must be new here
soMEONE ADD THIS TO THE GATEWAY TO HELL
Just a reminder:the natural diet of these birds is BONES. Not just bone marrow; actual bone shards. They pick up huge freaking bones from carcasses and drop them onto rocks until they get spiky pieces and then they swallow them. Their stomach acid dissolves bone.
look me in the eye and tell me that’s not a fucking dragon
And they aren’t naturally red like that. That’s self-applied makeup. They find the reddest earth they can to work into their feathers as a status symbol.
And they don’t scavenge other parts of carcases, just the bones. 85-90% of their diet is exclusively bone. Hence why it’s only a myth that these birds would just pick up whole lambs and carry them off. It’s not true, but in German they’re still called Lämmergeier as a result.
My contributions for the WtNV Table-Top Role Playing Game!
I did all of the character profiles, which granted took a lot of time. But I got excited, and I didn’t like the idea that any of the character profiles would be done in different styles (breaks in continuity bother me).
If you guys like table top games, check it out!! It runs on a simple 2d6 system, and would probably work best as a story driven campaign. If you guys do decide to play it send me your campaign stories I wanna hear em!!
“Harry Potter is symmetrical.”
Not just symmetrical - this is ring composition, favoured by Homer and other good writers. The 4th book is at the centre of the ring.
JK Rowling knows her beans.
Reblogging because I like that phrase a lot.
i love everything about this post
I love how dementors are synonymous to Umbridge. I agree with this completely.
This… is really amazing. I-… wow.
The technical term for this is a chiasm. Props to JK for using a great old storytelling technique.
FUDGE PLACES DEMENTORS AT HOGWARTS
FUDGE PLACES UMBRIDGE AT HOGWARTS
i found the original pilot script for “hannibal” and i’m laughing because
winston is not an isolated incident
a post where I explain with images how foxes are the best thing ever, and how if you disagree you are obviously wrong
*Fictional character torn apart by bullets*
They might still be alive
*Fictional character shot in the head*
I’m sure they could survive that
*Fictional character in coffin at funeral about to be buried*
They’ll be ok
Death is irrelevant when you watch Supernatural
You see your main character in hell.
"They’ll be fine. Just wait. "
"Dude their in hell."
THOU = “YOU” WHEN YOU’RE FUCKING DOING SOMETHING.
THEE = “YOU” WHEN YOU’RE HAVING SOMETHING FUCKING DONE TO YOU.
THY = “YOUR” AND “YOURS” WHEN THE THING YOU OWN BEGINS WITH A FUCKING VOWEL.
THINE = “YOUR” AND “YOURS” WHEN THE THING YOU OWN BEGINS WITH A FUCKING CONSONANT.
IF YOU’RE GOING TO MAKE SHITTY OLD ENGLISH TEXT POSTS, DO IT RIGHT.
Holy shit I’ve never known the actual rules before. Thank you, OP.
When your friend tries to convince you that your OTP isn’t real.
You have no idea how much respect I have for you…
I CANNOT FATHOM THE BEAUTY OF WHAT THIS GIF IS